Star Wars Outlaws Marathon Day (spoilers warning)

I played Ubisoft’s title for many hours today and had a blast! Great story, scary decisions, and managing reputation can be tough with each faction out to ruin the other. So far I’ve gotten top rank in 2 factions, poor with one, and the Hutts put out death squads because I betrayed them too much.

I’m sorry! Even I get boarded sometimes!

Here’s some fun moments from today:

These bandits first tore through this camp and flew right off the cliff to their doom. Then they respawned and tried it again, still failing completely. In the second pass they snagged a traffic jam into the environment and I had easy target practice.

-Your arm’s broke.
-No it isn’t.
-Yes it is!
-It’s only a flesh wound.

Dis mah new motorhome. Has a pool inside and a large picture window.

Ok, more of a hole.

Actually the pool evaporated.

(Still better than a cybertruck.)

Jabba’s favourite decoration, and it keeps Han very well preserved (that is, if he survived the freezing process, which the green light on the right side near his head indicates that he did).

No! Bad Rancor! Now you don’t get any treats.

This is the way.

Luke? LUUUuuuuuke! Come get your blue milk!